Life has been uneventful in the chicken run, making it more difficult to generate a story every Monday morning. None of the hens are running for president, and so, are not in sync with the daily, or even weekly, news cycle. Someday, a female will be elected to the highest office in the land, but she will probably be a species of mammal, not a bird, and definitely not a chicken.
Performance during the debates will be a major obstacle for any bird aspiring to higher office, but the achilles heel for chickens specifically is national defense. Defense is a thorn in the side of many human politicians, but “chicken" is an especially loaded term in this regard, and unlikely to be overcome the political advantages of having been raised on a family farm.
Coo, coo, ca choo
Coo, coo, ca choo
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